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S03e11 -Princeton Girl-
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God!
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Could you make any more noise?
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How's this?
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What's that? Your teeth?
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What time's it
anyway, like, 6:00 am?
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It's 10:30. You lazy bum.
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Oh, when did you get up?
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Five minutes ago.
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You woke me up
with your sick dream.
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"Oh, slow down, Brandy.
Slow down, Brandy."
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For your information, I
was walking my old dog
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down an icy street.
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Then I met some hot
stripper named Brandy.
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Is that my buzz
lightyear toothbrush?
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I believe you're
right, it is. Here.
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You know what? I think
we've reached the end
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of our long happy
journey as roommates.
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Don't act so shocked.
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You got the same
speech from grandma.
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Fine, we're done.
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Good luck out in
the big, bad world.
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I won't be out in
the big, bad world.
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You will.
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The hell I will.
I was here first.
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Why don't you
move into the attic?
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-You move into the attic.
-You move into the attic.
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Well, I see we're at
quite a stalemate here.
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Let's try this from
another angle.
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You move into the attic.
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Oh, I get it.
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You're afraid of the
big, dark, scary attic.
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You're afraid of the
big, dark, scary attic.
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I'll tell you what,
I'll make you a deal.
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If you go up there, and
you stay one night all alone,
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then you can have this
room, and I'll live in the attic.
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One night? You're
on. That's great.
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I'll finally have some privacy,
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you'll stop using my stuff.
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You use my stuff all the time.
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Oh, what are you talking about?
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Well, there's my
razor, my deodorant.
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I can't find my
favorite silk boxers.
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Do you honestly
think I'd want your--
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Aha.
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It was dark.
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I couldn't see.
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I pulled something on.
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They felt nice.
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Yes, and I need
12 bottles of aspirin
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and 800 doses of flu vaccine.
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What?
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Still?
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Just send enough
for the teachers.
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Hi. Okay.
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I want you to guess something,
but you'll never guess,
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so I'm gonna give you a hint.
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Scouts are coming
from Princeton this Friday
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to watch somebody's
tennis match,
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and they may give her
a full ride scholarship.
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-Princeton?
-Yes!
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God! Oh,
my God! Oh, my God!
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I know, I know.
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I always knew deep down
I was ivory league material.
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Oh, we all knew, honey.
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Oh, I can't wait to tell Kerry.
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Uh, you know, we
might wanna think
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of the best way to do that.
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I mean, she will be very
happy for you, of course,
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but, you know, Kerry has
always dreamt of going
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to an ivory league school.
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So, um, before you tell
her your wonderful news,
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you might wanna consider
breaking it to her delicately.
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She won't even know I told her.
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♪ I'm going to Princeton
'cause I play tennis ♪
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♪ You think you're so
smart, you don't play tennis ♪
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Ha ha ha!
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So, what if you lose the bet?
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Are you really
gonna live in the attic?
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C.J.'s scared of his own shadow.
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He won't last five
minutes up there.
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But what if he does?
What if by some fluke
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he manages to
spend the whole night?
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Well, that's simple.
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You know the trap
door to the attic?
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Just nail it shut,
seal him in there.
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You'd do that?
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Ask your uncle Phil.
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-I don't have an uncle Phil.
-Exactly.
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Oh, hi, everybody.
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Did you get my
message about Bridget?
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Yeah, that's great news.
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I don't know. Bridget
and Princeton?
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It just sounds
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unnatural.
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So, did Bridget tell Kerry yet?
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[Kerry:] It's Ivy
league, you moron!
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It's hard to tell.
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You know, I can't be
that much of a moron.
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Princeton is giving me
my own car and driver.
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You know, I know
I'm not smart like you,
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but I'm pretty sure
that's not what they mean
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by a full ride.
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Why can't you just
be happy for me?
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You know, mom was
jumping up and down.
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You jumped?
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Well, it was more like a hop.
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It wasn't really a jump.
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This whole thing is sick!
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I work really hard,
I get good grades.
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I do that damned
river clean up project
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every week until
my fingers bleed,
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and the only thing my
guidance counselor can say is
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"You better pick
a safety school."
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And Bridget just
swings her tennis racket,
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and Princeton comes running!
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-This sucks!
-Hold on, honey.
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This is a great
opportunity for Bridget.
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Besides, they only sent a scout.
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It's a little early
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for a "Welcome to
Princeton" party.
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But we'll sure be
ready when it happens.
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Mom!
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Give me that.
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You sure you wanna spend
the whole night up there?
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Yeah, why not?
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It's old and musty
and it smells weird.
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I live with grandpa.
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Hey, guys.
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Ha ha, look at you.
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You're so scared, you
won't even go up there
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in the middle of the
afternoon by yourself.
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I hate to disappoint you,
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but I'm more than man
enough to go up there alone.
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Then what do you
got the bodyguard for?
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He's just holding
the ladder down
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'cause I don't weigh enough
to hold it down myself.
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I don't believe
that for a minute.
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You're scared. Why
don't you admit it?
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I'm not scared.
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In fact, I feel
wonderful, grand.
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I feel spectacular.
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You're wearing my
boxers again, aren't you?
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Yes, I am.
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Rory,
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it's time.
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The sine of an angle
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is half the chord
of twice the angle.
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Now, to calculate the cosine --
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So good of you to join
us today, miss Hennessy.
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I am so sorry I'm late.
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See, I was changing.
And I had on my blue socks
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when I found my cute
ones with the pink puff balls,
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which match the skirt
way better, so I thought --
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The important thing
is I'm here now.
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Perhaps we should
just start over.
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I was changing, and I
had on my blue socks,
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but then I found
these pink ones,
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and, you know, like I
said about the skirt --
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Miss Hennessy,
would you like to explain
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the relationship between
chords and sines?
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Yes, I would.
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If a guy is wearing chords,
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it's a sure sign I'm
not gonna date him.
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You come in late
and disrupt the class.
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It's disrespectful,
it's discourteous,
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and a waste of my time.
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Mrs. Krupp, I'm so
sorry. I do not mean
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to be disrespectful at all,
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but no one really uses
trigonometry in real life.
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You know, it's
like all the other
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stuff you learn in high school.
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Sounds like you have no use
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for education of any kind.
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Exactly. I'm going to Princeton.
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See,There's a scout
coming this Friday
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to watch my tennis match,
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and I'm pretty sure I'm
getting a scholarship.
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Did you know that you
have a "D" in my class?
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Did you know I have a
92-mile-an-hour serve?
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Did you know that in order
to compete in athletics,
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students must maintain a
"C" average in all classes?
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And did you know
that because of this,
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you won't be playing
your match on Friday?
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Did you know I'm about to cry?
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I heard you can't play.
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You here to rub it in?
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No.
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Look, I'm really sorry
about how I acted
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when it seemed like you
were getting into Princeton.
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I should have been
happier for you.
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Yeah, you should have been.
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If it helps, I'm...
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Happy now.
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♪ There'll be no Princeton
'cause you are dumb ♪
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Give me that!
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-♪ Let's see you make me ♪
-Kerry, get out!
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What's going on?
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Oh, nothing, the world is
back where it should be.
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Oh, stop that.
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You know, Bridget
doesn't need this right now.
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You're right.
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What she needs is a pennant
from Irv's bartending school.
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You know, very funny.
Mom, she has not stopped
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with the nasty
comments, and the --
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there's a bartending school?
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Bridget, we are talking
about your future here.
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Well, I'm not in the
mood for that lecture.
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You know, you
sound awfully flip for --
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that one either.
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Look, you work at the school.
Can't you do something?
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I don't know, maybe I
can talk to Mrs. Krupp,
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get her to bend the rules.
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-What?
-Just this once.
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You've gotta be kidding me.
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You're gonna fix this for her?
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That is so unfair.
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Oh, she's 'Off' again.
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I come home 10 minutes
past curfew, I get grounded.
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I forget to put gas in the
car, you dock my allowance.
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That was different.
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Yeah, because that was about me.
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But apparently, you don't
bend the rules for me.
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Great, now that we all
understand each other.
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You know, Kerry, this is about
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getting Bridget into college.
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Which means her
screwing around all year,
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and you cleaning up the mess.
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Now, look.
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Your father and I always
dreamed of everyone in this house
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going to college.
Which is expensive!
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A scholarship for
Bridget would really help.
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♪ Mom's gonna fix it,
I'm going to Princeton ♪
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Bridget!
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You know, as long as
we're quoting dad here,
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how about his favorite one --
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Take responsibility
for your actions!
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You're really gonna clean
this one up for her, too?
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Oh, look!
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All my old stuffed animals.
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There's "Poo-poo", "Bo-Bo",
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and "Ding-ding" the mouse!
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'Poo-poo', 'Bo-Bo', and 'Ding-ding'?
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Where's your easy-bake oven?
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I didn't have an easy-bake oven.
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There's that old rat trap.
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Still loaded and ready to go.
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What do you mean? You
guys -- you got a rat up here?
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Oh, that's right!
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You weren't here when
"Hercules" moved in.
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Hercules?
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That's what we named him
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'cause he had the
strength of, like, 10 rats.
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We had a cat for a while,
256
00:09:30,919 --> 00:09:32,920
but he disappeared.
257
00:09:33,068 --> 00:09:34,588
Hey, I got an
idea, little buddy.
258
00:09:34,589 --> 00:09:36,257
Why don't you bunk
up here with me tonight?
259
00:09:36,258 --> 00:09:37,097
It'll be fun.
260
00:09:37,099 --> 00:09:38,743
Oh, I don't think so.
261
00:09:38,883 --> 00:09:40,122
Oh, come on! It's one night.
262
00:09:40,123 --> 00:09:41,655
What, are you yellow?
263
00:09:41,967 --> 00:09:44,399
C.J.; you'll be fine.
264
00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:46,400
But if you do see Hercules,
265
00:09:46,401 --> 00:09:47,768
play dead.
266
00:09:48,172 --> 00:09:49,437
Why?
267
00:09:49,438 --> 00:09:50,455
That way, there's a chance.
268
00:09:50,456 --> 00:09:51,472
He'll just throw you around
269
00:09:51,473 --> 00:09:54,073
a little bit, and
then lose interest.
270
00:09:54,943 --> 00:09:56,612
Well, see ya!
271
00:09:59,946 --> 00:10:01,682
Yes?
272
00:10:01,683 --> 00:10:03,154
Hi, I'm here for my flu shot.
273
00:10:03,156 --> 00:10:05,464
Oh, come on in. Take a seat.
274
00:10:07,317 --> 00:10:08,904
Here's my form.
275
00:10:08,906 --> 00:10:11,225
Okay, just roll up your sleeve,
276
00:10:11,227 --> 00:10:12,914
Mrs. ...
277
00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:14,710
Krupp.
278
00:10:15,070 --> 00:10:16,630
Oh.
279
00:10:16,632 --> 00:10:18,633
You're Mrs. Krupp.
280
00:10:18,634 --> 00:10:21,735
Skip the coffee maker
jokes. I've heard them all.
281
00:10:21,890 --> 00:10:24,429
You know, my
daughter is in your class.
282
00:10:24,546 --> 00:10:25,973
Bridget?
283
00:10:26,157 --> 00:10:27,975
-Hennessy?
-Yes.
284
00:10:27,976 --> 00:10:29,977
Skip the cognac jokes.
285
00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:31,880
I don't get it.
286
00:10:32,163 --> 00:10:34,981
Well, you see,
Hennessy is a brand --
287
00:10:35,171 --> 00:10:37,451
anyway, let's
just get you going.
288
00:10:38,031 --> 00:10:40,348
Tough situation with Bridget.
289
00:10:40,350 --> 00:10:43,538
Uh, yes. Yes, it is.
290
00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:46,120
Uh, look...
291
00:10:46,964 --> 00:10:48,926
Alice.
292
00:10:50,236 --> 00:10:52,132
Mrs. Krupp,
293
00:10:52,133 --> 00:10:53,905
Is there anything you could do
294
00:10:53,907 --> 00:10:56,927
to let Bridget play her
tennis match tomorrow?
295
00:10:57,139 --> 00:10:59,444
Unfortunately, I
don't make the rules.
296
00:10:59,485 --> 00:11:01,609
I just enforce
them to the letter.
297
00:11:02,568 --> 00:11:04,645
Oh, gosh.
298
00:11:04,646 --> 00:11:06,914
You know what
else is unfortunate?
299
00:11:06,915 --> 00:11:10,607
I just realized I am
all out of flu vaccine.
300
00:11:11,216 --> 00:11:12,399
What?
301
00:11:12,401 --> 00:11:13,548
Yes.
302
00:11:13,550 --> 00:11:16,318
And we are in the middle
of a brutal flu season.
303
00:11:16,981 --> 00:11:18,094
Nurse Hennessy,
304
00:11:18,096 --> 00:11:19,930
this is sounding a
little like extortion.
305
00:11:20,009 --> 00:11:23,112
Oh, oh...oh.... Such an ugly word!
306
00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:25,833
Just like "Chills," or "Fever,"
307
00:11:25,834 --> 00:11:28,602
or "Post viral paralysis."
308
00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:31,571
You're kidding, right?
309
00:11:31,683 --> 00:11:33,349
Sort of.
310
00:11:33,374 --> 00:11:35,129
You know, Mrs. Krupp,
311
00:11:35,243 --> 00:11:37,411
as a mother, I would feel awful
312
00:11:37,412 --> 00:11:39,079
if I didn't do everything
313
00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:41,076
to try to get my
Bridget into college.
314
00:11:41,194 --> 00:11:42,929
Isn't there something
you can do?
315
00:11:43,829 --> 00:11:46,193
Well, there is a test next week.
316
00:11:46,195 --> 00:11:48,205
I guess I could let her
take it tomorrow morning
317
00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:50,119
before her match.
318
00:11:50,213 --> 00:11:52,480
And if she pulls her
grade up to a "C"
319
00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:54,595
she can play.
320
00:11:54,596 --> 00:11:55,847
Oh...Thank you.
321
00:11:55,848 --> 00:11:57,432
Thank you so much.
322
00:11:57,433 --> 00:11:59,434
And if there's
anything you need...
323
00:11:59,579 --> 00:12:02,454
Well, there is one thing.
324
00:12:03,677 --> 00:12:04,876
Right.
325
00:12:04,878 --> 00:12:05,613
Um...
326
00:12:06,431 --> 00:12:08,212
Oh, look!
327
00:12:08,214 --> 00:12:10,215
More vaccine.
328
00:12:10,812 --> 00:12:13,514
Where'd you come from?
329
00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:15,683
Oh, thank you. Thank
you, mom, so much.
330
00:12:15,684 --> 00:12:16,784
You are the best!
331
00:12:16,785 --> 00:12:18,258
It was very hard for me.
332
00:12:18,260 --> 00:12:19,645
I did it against my
better judgment.
333
00:12:19,647 --> 00:12:22,381
That's okay. The important
thing is you did it anyway.
334
00:12:23,124 --> 00:12:24,814
Now you better study hard.
335
00:12:24,816 --> 00:12:26,083
I will, I promise.
336
00:12:26,126 --> 00:12:27,484
Okay.
337
00:12:27,486 --> 00:12:28,591
Now, here comes Kerry.
338
00:12:28,593 --> 00:12:30,059
She's gonna go nuts
when she finds out
339
00:12:30,061 --> 00:12:31,562
that I bailed you out.
340
00:12:31,564 --> 00:12:33,538
So do me a favor,
let me tell her.
341
00:12:33,540 --> 00:12:35,843
I won't say a word.
342
00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:40,025
Hi, care bear.
343
00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:42,382
Before you 'care bear'
me, I just need to know,
344
00:12:42,384 --> 00:12:44,643
did you go see Mrs. Krupp today?
345
00:12:44,854 --> 00:12:46,746
No, I did not.
346
00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:47,610
Wow!
347
00:12:47,613 --> 00:12:50,615
So you didn't fix
Bridget's mess?
348
00:12:51,822 --> 00:12:54,486
I did not go to see Mrs. Krupp.
349
00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:56,736
Oh, my God, mom! How could you?
350
00:12:56,738 --> 00:13:00,040
Oh! You know, your hair
looks great today.
351
00:13:00,171 --> 00:13:01,535
Don't change the subject.
352
00:13:01,536 --> 00:13:02,864
You know exactly what you did.
353
00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:05,004
I'm not trying to
change the subject.
354
00:13:05,036 --> 00:13:06,867
Who wants cookies?
355
00:13:06,868 --> 00:13:07,849
You know what?
356
00:13:07,851 --> 00:13:09,685
I made your favorite
-- butterscotch.
357
00:13:09,734 --> 00:13:11,285
That's Bridget's favorite.
358
00:13:11,395 --> 00:13:13,866
Now look, Kerry, I know this
is hard for you to understand,
359
00:13:13,868 --> 00:13:15,721
but I would have done
the same thing for you.
360
00:13:15,723 --> 00:13:17,539
I wouldn't need
that kind of help.
361
00:13:17,541 --> 00:13:20,146
And for your information,
I like peanut butter cookies.
362
00:13:20,224 --> 00:13:22,093
That is so unfair.
363
00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:23,617
Everybody changes
their favorites in here
364
00:13:23,618 --> 00:13:25,234
every five minutes.
365
00:13:25,278 --> 00:13:27,045
Who can keep track?
366
00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:29,155
Ooh, Butterscotch
Bridget's favorite.
367
00:13:29,622 --> 00:13:30,991
Can I have one?
368
00:13:30,992 --> 00:13:33,398
This is off-the-charts unfair.
369
00:13:33,405 --> 00:13:35,740
All right, I'll put one back.
370
00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:38,941
Not the cookies! My life!
371
00:13:39,683 --> 00:13:41,635
Honey, what are
your favorite cookies?
372
00:13:41,636 --> 00:13:43,671
I'll make them.
373
00:13:43,672 --> 00:13:46,695
I just said 'Peanut butter'!!
374
00:13:47,308 --> 00:13:48,766
I'm going to my room.
375
00:13:48,768 --> 00:13:50,467
-Wait, wait.
-What?
376
00:13:50,678 --> 00:13:52,903
-Aren't you gonna ask her?
-I can't.
377
00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:53,914
Ask me what?
378
00:13:53,915 --> 00:13:54,949
-Nothing.
-Mom.
379
00:13:55,027 --> 00:13:57,104
Shut up. Have a cookie.
380
00:13:57,112 --> 00:13:59,448
I cannot pass this test
without Kerry's help.
381
00:13:59,450 --> 00:14:02,018
Oh, my God, you're gonna ask
me to help her study, aren't you?
382
00:14:02,020 --> 00:14:05,022
Well, I thought it would
be a fun family project.
383
00:14:05,260 --> 00:14:07,296
Ooh, 'butterscotch'
Bridget's favorite.
384
00:14:14,578 --> 00:14:16,838
It's just one night,
Poo-poo. We can do it.
385
00:14:20,850 --> 00:14:23,169
Oh, just my luck!
386
00:14:23,171 --> 00:14:25,922
Aunt Cate's baking
Bridget's favorite cookies.
387
00:14:29,325 --> 00:14:31,695
What was that?
388
00:14:33,305 --> 00:14:36,599
Down, down.
389
00:14:46,976 --> 00:14:49,244
Hey.
390
00:14:49,245 --> 00:14:51,412
C.J.; can I hang out
with you for a while?
391
00:14:51,413 --> 00:14:53,181
Yeah. Me?
392
00:14:53,182 --> 00:14:54,983
Yeah, yeah. Go up, go up, go up.
393
00:14:54,984 --> 00:14:56,985
No, it's kinda
creepy. You go first.
394
00:14:57,435 --> 00:14:58,486
No, no.
395
00:14:58,487 --> 00:15:00,048
If you wanna come,
you go up first.
396
00:15:00,050 --> 00:15:02,619
Go, go, go. It's easy. It's fun.
397
00:15:02,621 --> 00:15:05,424
Up, up, up.
398
00:15:23,679 --> 00:15:26,848
You just bisect this
line with this angle.
399
00:15:26,849 --> 00:15:30,307
30 degrees, 40 degrees.
400
00:15:30,519 --> 00:15:32,554
42 degrees! That's the answer.
401
00:15:32,555 --> 00:15:33,555
Simple!
402
00:15:33,556 --> 00:15:35,557
Ha! It all comes back to me.
403
00:15:35,813 --> 00:15:37,892
Why don't you check that answer?
404
00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:41,603
If you insist,
but really, it's --
405
00:15:42,131 --> 00:15:44,466
Negative 16/9?
406
00:15:44,467 --> 00:15:46,401
This must be a typo.
407
00:15:46,402 --> 00:15:48,003
We are not gonna get this.
408
00:15:48,004 --> 00:15:49,604
You can't help me,
Kerry won't help me.
409
00:15:49,605 --> 00:15:50,939
What is the point?
410
00:15:50,940 --> 00:15:53,196
The point is Princeton
411
00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:55,810
A scholarship, your future.
412
00:15:55,889 --> 00:15:58,980
Look, I'm gonna go
make another pot of coffee.
413
00:15:58,981 --> 00:16:01,683
But, Bridget, I know
you can do this.
414
00:16:02,248 --> 00:16:05,118
Okay, mom. Yeah, I can do this.
415
00:16:10,259 --> 00:16:12,093
And, please, have
you ever seen me
416
00:16:12,094 --> 00:16:13,428
eat a butterscotch cookie?
417
00:16:13,429 --> 00:16:16,711
Oh, God! Complain,
complain, complain.
418
00:16:16,713 --> 00:16:19,306
That's all you've done
since you got here.
419
00:16:19,308 --> 00:16:20,593
I'm sorry. I'll leave.
420
00:16:20,595 --> 00:16:22,863
No. No, no, no.
421
00:16:22,972 --> 00:16:25,307
God; Look at all this junk.
422
00:16:25,308 --> 00:16:26,759
I know.
423
00:16:26,761 --> 00:16:30,317
Oh, it's Rory's easy-bake oven.
424
00:16:30,619 --> 00:16:33,423
And Mr. Peepers' collar.
425
00:16:33,650 --> 00:16:34,906
Mr. Peepers?
426
00:16:34,907 --> 00:16:36,407
Our old cat.
427
00:16:36,652 --> 00:16:39,336
We never knew
what happened to him.
428
00:16:39,338 --> 00:16:42,058
[Bridget] Hey, C.J! Can I come up?
-Sure.
429
00:16:42,104 --> 00:16:44,661
No, I don't wanna see her.
Don't tell her I'm up here.
430
00:16:46,693 --> 00:16:47,682
Hey!
431
00:16:47,717 --> 00:16:49,300
Can I, um,.. hang out for a while?
432
00:16:49,302 --> 00:16:52,023
Yeah, you can stay
all night if you want.
433
00:16:52,434 --> 00:16:55,312
-My life sucks!
-Ah... Yours, too?
434
00:16:55,313 --> 00:16:56,805
Well, obviously, yours does,
435
00:16:56,806 --> 00:16:58,539
but we're talking about me.
436
00:16:58,540 --> 00:17:00,542
I can't pass this test. I'm
gonna disappoint mom.
437
00:17:00,543 --> 00:17:02,377
Plus, then Kerry's mad at me.
438
00:17:02,378 --> 00:17:04,379
She thinks it's unfair
that I'm going to Princeton.
439
00:17:04,380 --> 00:17:06,381
And to tell you the
truth, she's totally right.
440
00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:08,549
I mean, even if I do get in,
441
00:17:08,550 --> 00:17:09,766
I couldn't make it without her.
442
00:17:09,768 --> 00:17:11,508
She's always saving my butt.
443
00:17:12,381 --> 00:17:13,508
You ever tell her that?
444
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:15,871
No, all we seem
to do is fight lately.
445
00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:18,934
If she was here, what
would you tell her?
446
00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:20,995
Well, there is one thing
447
00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:22,997
I've always wanted
to say to her
448
00:17:23,165 --> 00:17:25,043
Try smiling once in a while,
449
00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:27,314
and stop dressing
like Woody Allen.
450
00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:30,770
Is there something that
451
00:17:30,772 --> 00:17:32,859
you wouldn't say to her face?
452
00:17:33,943 --> 00:17:37,627
Well, I'd tell her how
great she is, and smart.
453
00:17:37,746 --> 00:17:39,748
Even though it looks
like I have everything,
454
00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:42,418
there are plenty of
times I wish I was her.
455
00:17:42,618 --> 00:17:44,628
[Cate:] Hey, C.J.;
Is Bridget up there?
456
00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:47,099
Oh, God,1I don't wanna
deal with her right now.
457
00:17:47,101 --> 00:17:50,470
Uh, I don't see Bridget.
Do you see her?
458
00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:53,494
Um, how about this?
459
00:17:53,496 --> 00:17:55,473
I'll live up here,
you take my room.
460
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:56,951
Done.
461
00:17:56,953 --> 00:17:59,978
You know, C.J.;
sometimes I just wanna
462
00:17:59,980 --> 00:18:01,639
disappear into this attic.
463
00:18:01,641 --> 00:18:04,675
Yeah, like Mr. Peepers?
464
00:18:06,277 --> 00:18:09,243
Oh, yeah; I forgot about him.
465
00:18:09,244 --> 00:18:12,380
On second thought,
you can take the attic.
466
00:18:12,877 --> 00:18:15,616
Oh, C.J.; I blew it.
467
00:18:15,699 --> 00:18:19,420
-I'm a bad mother.
-Shut your mouth.
468
00:18:20,007 --> 00:18:23,424
I just want what's
best for my girls.
469
00:18:23,596 --> 00:18:25,233
You know, but it just seems like
470
00:18:25,235 --> 00:18:27,862
every time I turn
around, I screw it up.
471
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:30,102
I can't expect
you to understand.
472
00:18:30,104 --> 00:18:31,277
No, I understand.
473
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:33,072
I see you do it every day.
474
00:18:33,934 --> 00:18:35,463
You know, maybe
I got carried away
475
00:18:35,465 --> 00:18:37,432
with this whole Princeton thing.
476
00:18:37,495 --> 00:18:39,496
But I just want the
best for Bridget,
477
00:18:39,566 --> 00:18:41,968
and I hope she knows that
no matter what she does,
478
00:18:41,970 --> 00:18:44,401
I'm always proud of her.
479
00:18:45,329 --> 00:18:47,314
I think she knows.
480
00:18:47,504 --> 00:18:48,943
And Kerry,
481
00:18:49,119 --> 00:18:50,632
Oh...
482
00:18:50,769 --> 00:18:51,852
You know,
483
00:18:51,853 --> 00:18:54,803
she's gonna understand
when she's a mom.
484
00:18:54,930 --> 00:18:58,366
You just wanna do
anything for your kids.
485
00:18:59,017 --> 00:19:01,162
She's gonna be a great mom.
486
00:19:01,163 --> 00:19:02,726
That Kerry, she's ... whoo ...
487
00:19:02,728 --> 00:19:05,618
she has a great heart.
488
00:19:07,423 --> 00:19:08,809
I don't know, it's just ...
489
00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:10,397
even when they're
fighting all the time,
490
00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:12,400
you should hear the way
Kerry talks about Bridget
491
00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:14,471
when she's not around.
492
00:19:14,473 --> 00:19:15,824
She even told me that she was
493
00:19:15,825 --> 00:19:17,174
the best student body president
494
00:19:17,176 --> 00:19:20,078
that that school had ever had.
495
00:19:20,682 --> 00:19:22,717
She'd hate to admit it,
496
00:19:22,718 --> 00:19:25,723
but she adores her big sister.
497
00:19:26,073 --> 00:19:27,580
Don't ever say you're a bad mom.
498
00:19:27,591 --> 00:19:29,149
You're a great mom.
499
00:19:29,257 --> 00:19:31,692
Oh, thanks, C.J.
500
00:19:31,693 --> 00:19:33,114
Hey, that 'Peepers'
cat, he probably
501
00:19:33,116 --> 00:19:36,293
ran away and got
hit by a car, right?
502
00:19:36,365 --> 00:19:38,466
[Jim:] C.J.!
503
00:19:38,467 --> 00:19:39,867
Oh, you're not
supposed to be here.
504
00:19:39,868 --> 00:19:41,869
I'm supposed to be
alone. Go, go, go.
505
00:19:41,870 --> 00:19:44,186
Hide, hide, hide,
go, go, go, go, go.
506
00:19:44,283 --> 00:19:46,931
Hey, I just came up
507
00:19:46,972 --> 00:19:48,888
to see how you were
doing up here all alone.
508
00:19:48,890 --> 00:19:51,570
Sorry to disappoint.
I'm doing just fine.
509
00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:54,453
It was kinda quiet downstairs.
510
00:19:54,455 --> 00:19:56,326
Ha, ha... I wouldn't
be surprised.
511
00:19:56,328 --> 00:19:58,830
No, I mean it's
like a ghost town.
512
00:19:59,386 --> 00:20:01,123
Mom?
513
00:20:01,126 --> 00:20:02,520
C.J.?
514
00:20:02,522 --> 00:20:04,126
Grandpa?
515
00:20:04,137 --> 00:20:06,306
Anybody?!
516
00:20:06,625 --> 00:20:08,961
The truth is, I miss
you down there,
517
00:20:09,127 --> 00:20:11,944
and I don't like
it when we fight.
518
00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:15,303
And, damn it, I like
sharing that room with you.
519
00:20:15,661 --> 00:20:17,772
I can get lonely.
520
00:20:17,773 --> 00:20:19,439
Oh, 'grandpy',
521
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:20,637
You 'old softy'.
522
00:20:20,639 --> 00:20:23,174
Hey, hey, you
mention this to anyone,
523
00:20:23,176 --> 00:20:25,177
you'll end up like uncle Phil.
524
00:20:25,179 --> 00:20:26,613
Who's that?
525
00:20:26,615 --> 00:20:28,903
Exactly.
526
00:20:28,905 --> 00:20:31,540
Don't worry. This'll
be our little secret.
527
00:20:31,951 --> 00:20:32,966
So, uh,
528
00:20:33,012 --> 00:20:35,012
while I got you up
here, man to man,
529
00:20:35,990 --> 00:20:39,659
tell me what you think about
the women of this house.
530
00:20:40,162 --> 00:20:41,662
I mean,
531
00:20:41,663 --> 00:20:44,465
what bugs you about them?
532
00:20:45,379 --> 00:20:49,986
-How much time you got?
-I got all night.
533
00:20:53,626 --> 00:20:55,263
What time was the test?
534
00:20:55,265 --> 00:20:57,941
It was about an hour ago.
They'll be here any minute.
535
00:20:57,943 --> 00:20:59,890
I don't know. Princeton?
536
00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:02,260
I still say it's unnatural.
537
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:04,519
I passed my test,
you guys. I passed!
538
00:21:04,521 --> 00:21:06,281
I get to play my match,
539
00:21:06,283 --> 00:21:08,504
and I owe it all
to my baby sister.
540
00:21:08,506 --> 00:21:11,605
Oh, girls, I am so proud of you.
541
00:21:11,607 --> 00:21:13,729
And, Kerry, as a special thanks
542
00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:16,026
for staying up with
your sister all night,
543
00:21:16,074 --> 00:21:19,668
I made you a big tray
of your favorite cookies
544
00:21:19,670 --> 00:21:22,361
Oatmeal raisin!
545
00:21:24,932 --> 00:21:27,235
Peanut butter!!
546
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,679
---oOo---
547
00:21:29,681 --> 00:21:31,300
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